Elizabeth is in space.
She is transporting 500 cryogenically frozen people.
Hello?
(click:"Hello?")[Wanna play some science games?]
(click:"Wanna play some science games?")[ [[Okay.]] ]
Well, try not to knock anything over. If you do, let me know and I will clean it up. The lab is sorta messy.
Do you know how to play Beaker Breaker?
(click:"Do you know how to play Beaker Breaker?")[<em>Beaker Breaker Wiki: Game played by sciencey types. Each participant places their faces inches from a superheated test tube until an explosion occurs.</em>
[[Do you know how to play?]] ]Beaker Breaker is pretty hard. It could get ugly and people usually get hurt.
I don't recommend it unless you like that sort of thing.
(click:"I don't recommend it unless you like that sort of thing.")[Maybe something else would be better. Have you ever played Pin The Tail on the Chimera?]
(click:"Pin The Tail on the Chimera?")[Yeah, I have loads of those in the back. They usually rip off an arm if you're too slow.]
(click:"I have loads of those in the back.")[ [[Let's go see the chimeras.]] ]That one is Mephistopheles Darkbringer.
(click:"That one is Mephistopheles Darkbringer.")[Here, take this tail. Pin it right between his buttcheeks.]
(click:"Pin it right between his buttcheeks.")[WOAH!]
(click:"WOAH!")[Wow! You actually got it in there. However, that is a serious fleshwound on your face. [[Let's clean that up before you lose too much blood.]] ]
Hold still.
(click:"Hold still.")[Just a sec.]
(click:"Just a sec.")[Stop thrashing around. I'm almost done.]
(click:"I'm almost done.")[Good. You are still totally deformed but I'm all out of thread. Wanna play another game?]
(click:"Wanna play another game?")[ [[Let's play Pokoman Puzzle Cup.]] ]Have I played before? Oh...I dabble.
(click:"Oh...I dabble.")[Here, just keep up, I'll go easy on you.]
(click:"I'll go easy on you")[ [[Here, hold this controller.]] ]Yeah! Eat it!
(click:"Yeah! Eat it!")[Too good for yah?]
(click:"Too good for yah?")[Chump!]
(click:"Chump!")[ [[Hmmm!]] ]I really got into a groove!
(click:"I really got into a groove!")[You look kinda defeated. I mean, you were defeated a lot so I guess that makes sense.]
(click:"I mean, you were defeated a lot so I guess that makes sense.")[Wanna play another game?]
(click:"Wanna play another game?")[ [[How about Science Charades?]] ]Science Charades is pretty easy. You play by using any of the stuff in the lab.
(click:"You play by using any of the stuff in the lab.")[ I'll try to guess the clue. There is a lot of volatile, radioactive, and unstable stuff in here so it's a great place for Science Charades.]
(click:"There is a lot of volatile, radioactive, and unstable stuff in here so it's a great place for Science Charades.")[ [[Use the volatile stuff.->Charades]]
[[Use the radioactive stuff.->Charades]]
[[Use the unstable stuff.->Charades]]
]
Whacky waving arm flailing tube man!
(click:"Whacky waving arm flailing tube man!")[I scream? I get it! Ice Cream?!]
(click:"Ice Cream?!")[No?]
(click:"No?")[Oh, this one's hard.]
(click:"Oh, this one's hard.")[ [[I give up.]] ]Here, rinse that off with this towel. That rash is only going to get worse.
(click:"That rash is only going to get worse.")[Good, that looks a little less disturbing. Once it stops smoking you should be okay.]
(click:"Once it stops smoking you should be okay.")[ [[Do you want to try another ga-]] ]Bye!
(click:"Bye!")[ <p style="font-size: .8em;">See you soon!</style> ]
(click:"See you soon!")[ <p style="font-size: .6em;">Sorry about the burns!</style> ]
(click:"Sorry about the burns")[ <p style="font-size: .5em;">And the lacerations!</style> ]
(click:"And the other stuff!")[ <p style="font-size: .4em;">I'll be here later!</style> ]
(click:"I'll be here later!")[ <a href="../index.html"><img src="images/tomoText.png" /></a> ]